https://www.civilgoods.co/ daily https://www.civilgoods.co/products/shoes-off-my-puppy-likes-socks 2026-11-15T01:47:08-05:00 daily https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/0677/3594/5372/files/shoes_off_my_puppy_likes_socks_mat_5fff957c-442e-4a0b-9ac3-f8da76b0f29a.jpg?v=1793379479 Shoes off. Our puppy likes socks. https://www.civilgoods.co/products/layering-rugs 2026-11-15T01:47:08-05:00 daily https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/0677/3594/5372/files/grey_white_striped_rug_25127b85-f918-4cfb-acc7-66d1693f6174.jpg?v=1793398471 Layering Rugs https://www.civilgoods.co/products/welcome-is-probably-overstating-it 2026-11-15T01:47:08-05:00 daily https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/0677/3594/5372/files/CG-DM-001_Doormat.jpg?v=1793750839 Welcome is probably overstating it. https://www.civilgoods.co/products/yes-we-re-home-that-wasn-t-an-invitation 2026-11-15T01:47:08-05:00 daily https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/0677/3594/5372/files/CG-DM-002_Doormat.jpg?v=1793750855 Yes, we're home. That wasn't an invitation. https://www.civilgoods.co/products/come-back-when-we-miss-you 2026-11-15T01:47:08-05:00 daily https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/0677/3594/5372/files/CG-DM-003_Doormat.jpg?v=1793750838 Come back when we miss you. https://www.civilgoods.co/products/packages-welcome-people-by-appointment 2026-11-15T01:47:08-05:00 daily https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/0677/3594/5372/files/CG-DM-004_Doormat.jpg?v=1793750855 Packages welcome. People by appointment. https://www.civilgoods.co/products/this-better-be-important 2026-11-15T01:47:08-05:00 daily https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/0677/3594/5372/files/CG-DM-005_Doormat.jpg?v=1793750840 This better be important. https://www.civilgoods.co/products/guests-must-be-accompanied-by-a-member 2026-11-15T01:47:08-05:00 daily https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/0677/3594/5372/files/CG-DM-006_Doormat.jpg?v=1793750854 Guests must be accompanied by a member. https://www.civilgoods.co/products/collared-shirts-required-pants-optional 2026-11-15T01:47:08-05:00 daily https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/0677/3594/5372/files/CG-DM-007_Doormat.jpg?v=1793750855 Collared shirts required. Pants optional. https://www.civilgoods.co/products/ring-the-bell-win-a-prize 2026-11-15T01:47:08-05:00 daily https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/0677/3594/5372/files/CG-DM-008_Doormat.jpg?v=1793750840 Ring the bell. Win a prize. https://www.civilgoods.co/products/leave-your-baggage-at-the-door 2026-11-15T01:47:08-05:00 daily https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/0677/3594/5372/files/CG-DM-009_Doormat.jpg?v=1793750854 Leave your baggage at the door. https://www.civilgoods.co/products/we-were-told-there-would-be-fewer-of-you 2026-11-15T01:47:08-05:00 daily https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/0677/3594/5372/files/CG-DM-010_Doormat.jpg?v=1793750839 We were told there would be fewer of you. https://www.civilgoods.co/products/upon-entry-you-accept-our-terms-of-use 2026-11-15T01:47:08-05:00 daily https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/0677/3594/5372/files/CG-DM-011_Doormat.jpg?v=1793750839 Upon entry, you accept our terms of use. https://www.civilgoods.co/products/welcome-we-appreciate-your-decision-to-leave 2026-11-15T01:47:08-05:00 daily https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/0677/3594/5372/files/CG-DM-012_Doormat.jpg?v=1793750839 Welcome. We appreciate your decision to leave. https://www.civilgoods.co/products/we-thought-you-d-be-taller 2026-11-15T01:47:08-05:00 daily https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/0677/3594/5372/files/CG-DM-013_Doormat.jpg?v=1793750854 We thought you'd be taller. https://www.civilgoods.co/products/hands-stamped-for-reentry 2026-11-15T01:47:08-05:00 daily https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/0677/3594/5372/files/CG-DM-014_Doormat.jpg?v=1793750840 Hands stamped for reentry. https://www.civilgoods.co/products/we-apologize-for-whatever-happens-next 2026-11-15T01:47:08-05:00 daily https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/0677/3594/5372/files/CG-DM-015_Doormat.jpg?v=1793750840 We apologize for whatever happens next. https://www.civilgoods.co/products/make-yourself-at-home-restrictions-apply 2026-11-15T01:47:08-05:00 daily https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/0677/3594/5372/files/CG-DM-016_Doormat.jpg?v=1793750851 Make yourself at home. Restrictions apply. https://www.civilgoods.co/products/hello-we-ve-heard-nothing-about-you 2026-11-15T01:47:08-05:00 daily https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/0677/3594/5372/files/CG-DM-017_Doormat.jpg?v=1793750852 Hello. We've heard nothing about you. https://www.civilgoods.co/products/please-tell-us-you-re-the-plumber 2026-11-15T01:47:08-05:00 daily https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/0677/3594/5372/files/CG-DM-018_Doormat.jpg?v=1793750851 Please tell us you're the plumber. https://www.civilgoods.co/products/you-re-early-have-a-seat-at-the-bar 2026-11-15T01:47:08-05:00 daily https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/0677/3594/5372/files/CG-DM-019_Doormat.jpg?v=1793750851 You're early. Have a seat at the bar. https://www.civilgoods.co/products/now-serving-number-52 2026-11-15T01:47:08-05:00 daily https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/0677/3594/5372/files/CG-DM-020_Doormat.jpg?v=1793750851 Now serving number 52. https://www.civilgoods.co/products/no-unsupervised-adults-beyond-this-point 2026-11-15T01:47:08-05:00 daily https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/0677/3594/5372/files/CG-DM-021_Doormat.jpg?v=1793750855 No unsupervised adults beyond this point. https://www.civilgoods.co/products/sorry-you-re-not-on-the-list 2026-11-15T01:47:08-05:00 daily https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/0677/3594/5372/files/CG-DM-022_Doormat.jpg?v=1793750851 Sorry. You're not on the list. https://www.civilgoods.co/products/one-in-one-out-line-starts-here 2026-11-15T01:47:08-05:00 daily https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/0677/3594/5372/files/CG-DM-023_Doormat.jpg?v=1793750840 One in, one out. Line starts here. https://www.civilgoods.co/products/walk-ins-strongly-discouraged 2026-11-15T01:47:08-05:00 daily https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/0677/3594/5372/files/CG-DM-024_Doormat.jpg?v=1793750840 Walk-ins strongly discouraged. https://www.civilgoods.co/products/wait-time-approx-45-minutes-from-this-point 2026-11-15T01:47:08-05:00 daily https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/0677/3594/5372/files/CG-DM-025_Doormat.jpg?v=1793750840 Wait time approx. 45 minutes from this point. https://www.civilgoods.co/products/welcome-donations-are-encouraged 2026-11-15T01:47:08-05:00 daily https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/0677/3594/5372/files/CG-DM-026_Doormat.jpg?v=1793750839 Welcome. Donations are encouraged. https://www.civilgoods.co/products/you-have-the-right-to-remain-outside 2026-11-15T01:47:08-05:00 daily https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/0677/3594/5372/files/CG-DM-027_Doormat.jpg?v=1793750840 You have the right to remain outside. https://www.civilgoods.co/products/hello-please-speak-clearly-into-the-clown-s-mouth 2026-11-15T01:47:08-05:00 daily https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/0677/3594/5372/files/CG-DM-028_Doormat.jpg?v=1793750839 Hello. Please speak clearly into the clown's mouth. https://www.civilgoods.co/products/wait-here-until-your-number-is-called 2026-11-15T01:47:08-05:00 daily https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/0677/3594/5372/files/CG-DM-029_Doormat.jpg?v=1793750839 Wait here until your number is called. https://www.civilgoods.co/products/please-pull-forward-to-the-second-window 2026-11-15T01:47:08-05:00 daily https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/0677/3594/5372/files/CG-DM-030_Doormat.jpg?v=1793750840 Please pull forward to the second window. https://www.civilgoods.co/products/the-doctor-is-in 2026-11-15T01:47:08-05:00 daily https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/0677/3594/5372/files/CG-DM-031_Doormat.jpg?v=1793750854 The doctor is in. https://www.civilgoods.co/products/next 2026-11-15T01:47:08-05:00 daily https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/0677/3594/5372/files/CG-DM-032_Doormat.jpg?v=1793750840 NEXT. https://www.civilgoods.co/products/we-don-t-want-any 2026-11-15T01:47:08-05:00 daily https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/0677/3594/5372/files/CG-DM-033_Doormat.jpg?v=1793750839 We don't want any. https://www.civilgoods.co/products/warning-do-not-tap-on-the-glass 2026-11-15T01:47:08-05:00 daily https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/0677/3594/5372/files/CG-DM-034_Doormat.jpg?v=1793750839 Warning. Do not tap on the glass. https://www.civilgoods.co/products/welcome-youve-been-selected-for-additional-screening 2026-11-15T01:47:08-05:00 daily https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/0677/3594/5372/files/CG-DM-035_Doormat.jpg?v=1793750841 Welcome. You've been selected for additional screening. https://www.civilgoods.co/products/we-re-glad-you-re-here-please-tell-us-you-brought-the-antidote 2026-11-15T01:47:08-05:00 daily https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/0677/3594/5372/files/CG-DM-036_Doormat.jpg?v=1793750843 We're glad you're here. Please tell us you brought the antidote. https://www.civilgoods.co/products/please-hold-your-visit-is-important-to-us 2026-11-15T01:47:08-05:00 daily https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/0677/3594/5372/files/CG-DM-037_Doormat.jpg?v=1793750840 Please hold. Your visit is important to us. https://www.civilgoods.co/products/the-dog-is-friendly-we-re-working-on-it 2026-11-15T01:47:08-05:00 daily https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/0677/3594/5372/files/CG-DM-038_Doormat.jpg?v=1793750839 The dog is friendly. We're working on it. https://www.civilgoods.co/products/all-visitors-are-subject-to-a-sniff-test 2026-11-15T01:47:08-05:00 daily https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/0677/3594/5372/files/CG-DM-039_Doormat.jpg?v=1793750840 All visitors are subject to a sniff test. https://www.civilgoods.co/products/beware-of-the-dog-she-s-a-pickpocket 2026-11-15T01:47:08-05:00 daily https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/0677/3594/5372/files/CG-DM-040_Doormat.jpg?v=1793750840 Beware of the dog. She's a pickpocket. https://www.civilgoods.co/products/beware-of-the-dog-he-s-a-pickpocket 2026-11-15T01:47:08-05:00 daily https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/0677/3594/5372/files/CG-DM-041_Doormat.jpg?v=1793750840 Beware of the dog. He's a pickpocket. https://www.civilgoods.co/products/don-t-let-the-dogs-out-no-matter-what-they-tell-you 2026-11-15T01:47:08-05:00 daily https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/0677/3594/5372/files/CG-DM-043_Doormat.jpg?v=1793750839 Don't let the dogs out no matter what they tell you. https://www.civilgoods.co/products/ring-the-bell-win-a-puppy 2026-11-15T01:47:08-05:00 daily https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/0677/3594/5372/files/CG-DM-044_Doormat.jpg?v=1793750839 Ring the bell. Win a puppy. https://www.civilgoods.co/products/this-better-be-important-the-masters-is-on 2026-11-15T01:47:08-05:00 daily https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/0677/3594/5372/files/CG-DM-045_Doormat.jpg?v=1793750838 This better be important. The Masters is on. https://www.civilgoods.co/products/feel-free-to-play-through 2026-11-15T01:47:08-05:00 daily https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/0677/3594/5372/files/CG-DM-046_Doormat.jpg?v=1793750839 Feel free to play through. https://www.civilgoods.co/products/welcome-don-t-forget-to-pay-your-green-fees 2026-11-15T01:47:08-05:00 daily https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/0677/3594/5372/files/CG-DM-047_Doormat.jpg?v=1793750840 Welcome. Don't forget to pay your green fees. https://www.civilgoods.co/products/welcome-we-ll-open-the-cheap-shit 2026-11-15T01:47:08-05:00 daily https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/0677/3594/5372/files/CG-DM-048_Doormat.jpg?v=1793750840 Welcome. We'll open the cheap shit. https://www.civilgoods.co/products/come-on-in-but-we-re-not-drinking-any-f-ng-merlot 2026-11-15T01:47:08-05:00 daily https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/0677/3594/5372/files/CG-DM-049_Doormat.jpg?v=1793750851 Come on in, but we're not drinking any f'ng Merlot. https://www.civilgoods.co/products/knock-if-you-have-wine-text-if-you-have-gossip 2026-11-15T01:47:08-05:00 daily https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/0677/3594/5372/files/CG-DM-050_Doormat.jpg?v=1793750852 Knock if you have wine. Text if you have gossip. https://www.civilgoods.co/products/come-back-later-we-re-still-caffeinating 2026-11-15T01:47:08-05:00 daily https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/0677/3594/5372/files/CG-DM-051_Doormat.jpg?v=1793750855 Come back later. We're still caffeinating. https://www.civilgoods.co/products/try-the-turkey-next-door 2026-11-15T01:47:08-05:00 daily https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/0677/3594/5372/files/CG-DM-052_Doormat.jpg?v=1793750852 Try the turkey next door. https://www.civilgoods.co/products/we-were-hoping-for-someone-considerably-jollier 2026-11-15T01:47:08-05:00 daily https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/0677/3594/5372/files/CG-DM-053_Doormat.jpg?v=1793750855 We were hoping for someone considerably jollier. https://www.civilgoods.co/products/baby-it-s-cold-outside-might-we-suggest-a-jacket 2026-11-15T01:47:08-05:00 daily https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/0677/3594/5372/files/CG-DM-054_Doormat.jpg?v=1793750856 Baby, it's cold outside. Might we suggest a jacket? https://www.civilgoods.co/products/welcome-ya-filthy-animal 2026-11-15T01:47:08-05:00 daily https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/0677/3594/5372/files/CG-DM-055_Doormat.jpg?v=1793750854 Welcome, ya filthy animal. https://www.civilgoods.co/products/oh-good-we-thought-you-were-the-in-laws 2026-11-15T01:47:08-05:00 daily https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/0677/3594/5372/files/CG-DM-056_Doormat.jpg?v=1793750855 Oh good. We thought you were the in-laws. https://www.civilgoods.co/products/welcome-attendants-don-t-have-change 2026-11-15T01:47:08-05:00 daily https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/0677/3594/5372/files/CG-DM-057_Doormat.jpg?v=1793750852 Welcome. Attendants don't have change. https://www.civilgoods.co/products/slow-people-keep-right 2026-11-15T01:47:08-05:00 daily https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/0677/3594/5372/files/CG-DM-058_Doormat.jpg?v=1793750854 Slow people keep right. https://www.civilgoods.co/products/not-responsible-if-you-shoot-your-eye-out 2026-11-15T01:47:08-05:00 daily https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/0677/3594/5372/files/CG-DM-059_Doormat.jpg?v=1793750852 Not responsible if you shoot your eye out. https://www.civilgoods.co/products/welcome-attendants-dont-have-change-copy 2026-11-15T01:47:08-05:00 daily https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/0677/3594/5372/files/CG-DM-060_Doormat.jpg?v=1793750855 The cat is both in and out. https://www.civilgoods.co/products/no-visitors-after-lockdown 2026-11-15T01:47:08-05:00 daily https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/0677/3594/5372/files/CG-DM-061_Doormat.jpg?v=1793730150 No visitors after lockdown.